let's take it to broadway!!

i just received and watched a copy of hip hop monologues: inside the life and mind of jim jones. that's right jim jones. if you hadn't heard about a month ago jim jones, dipset capo, jimmy himself stars in his own play with music from his new album set as the backdrop. creative? yes. successful? nope! as a man who enjoys theater i must say the acting was a mess. even some of the rapping had me all confused. highlight for me was a group rendition of "this is for my bitches"
theatrical genius?
well this leads me to today's list. jimmy delved into theater and thus i ask what pieces of theater need to be produced. i present the top 5 plays or musicals that need to happen:

5.phantom of the urkel: the quest for princess winslow
can the love of nerd overcome the suave nature of his cooler sexier clone. who will princess winslow fall for? who will stop evil aunt rachel? where is judy? do the urkel dance!
choreographed by lil richie. nick cannon as steve urkel wesley jonathan (dude from "city guys" that looked just like cannon) as stephon

4. Rent
five rappers picked to live in house. see what happens when their career is over and they have to pay rent!!
starring cappadonna, black rob, gdep, dragon

3.the producers
tupac and biggie come back to life to make one epic album. where do they turn, to get their beats? who else but the producers!! beats from the east, beats from the west, beats from the south. beats beats beats
starring. dj premier, pete rock, kanye west, and dr dre,
special appearance from producer heaven: j dilla

2.legally blind the musical
welcome to the world behind the dark glasses. you will be introduced the explosiveness of a blind mind. see how a blind boy became one of the greatest if not the greatest musician in american history.
backdrop: songs in the key of life. thats all i need. you can throw whatever other albums you want.
on some real i'd actually go see this. i can imagine sir duke right now


and finally number 1
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watch as a young prince shakes up the political world. he faces the evil witch turned good witch. he battles the old dirty wizard and cooky court jester in a final round to change the world and become king!
Music by the Roots
you all know we need that obama play to be on and poppinand the tony goes to...yayo for "g unit the musical
peace.love.funk.